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		<title>Interviewing 101</title>
		<link>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2013/01/28/interviewing-101/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2013 21:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Curt Incognito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The longer a person stays with a company, the more likely it will spur enough dissatisfaction to check out options in the job marketplace.  This length of time is different for everyone.  Personally, I refer to this length of time &#8230; <a href="http://midlifemakeunder.com/2013/01/28/interviewing-101/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Post Christmas Party Tactics to Safeguard Against Unemployment</title>
		<link>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/12/22/post-christmas-party-tactics-safeguard-unemployment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Dec 2012 00:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it&#8217;s Saturday morning.  You&#8217;ve woken up to your recently adopted kitten licking your face; you are laying on the bathroom floor, two feet from the toilet bowl with a half eaten burrito in one hand and twenty-seven thousand dollars &#8230; <a href="http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/12/22/post-christmas-party-tactics-safeguard-unemployment/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>My Apocalypse Wish List</title>
		<link>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/12/21/apocalypse-list/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 03:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being the socially networked individual I am, I can&#8217;t help but notice the occasional post popping up on Facebook in between the virtual &#8220;Wal-mart version&#8221; of advertising my former favorite site has taken on, since going public.  I&#8217;ve noticed an &#8230; <a href="http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/12/21/apocalypse-list/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>How To Plan your Weekend Without a Debit Card or ID</title>
		<link>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/03/25/plan-weekend-debit-card-id/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2012 02:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Curt Incognito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It happens to all of us at some point in time.  That feeling of panic when you realize your wallet or purse is missing.  It&#8217;s the same feeling a high school kid gets when his girlfriend tells him she&#8217;s pregnant. &#8230; <a href="http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/03/25/plan-weekend-debit-card-id/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Fine Art of &#8220;Word-Humping&#8221;: Just One More Reason I Love Language</title>
		<link>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/03/21/fine-art-word-humping-reason-love-language/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2012 06:54:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Curt Incognito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are times in life when words just don&#8217;t do a situation justice. Can you remember a moment, where you were just so scared, angry or embarrassed, that there was no word to describe it?  Perhaps there was a time &#8230; <a href="http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/03/21/fine-art-word-humping-reason-love-language/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>If Life Were Only Like it is on Facebook</title>
		<link>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/02/29/life-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 02:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Curt Incognito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Straight out of the gate, let me make one thing clear:  I have an amorous relationship with the Facebook, albeit even if it is a one-way street, there is deep affection.  I believe that any computer application that allows me &#8230; <a href="http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/02/29/life-facebook/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another In a Long Line of First-World Problems</title>
		<link>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/02/25/long-line-first-world-problems/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2012 22:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Curt Incognito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, while hanging out with friends, I was introduced to the &#8220;Clik&#8221; app for my iPhone.  In the words of the app creator, it is the &#8220;amazing You tube remote that allows you to walk up to any screen &#8230; <a href="http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/02/25/long-line-first-world-problems/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Understanding the Opposite Sex: Some Tips and Tricks to Manspeak and Womanspeak &#8211; In Chart Form</title>
		<link>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/01/30/women-want-abridged-version-in-chart-form/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 04:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Curt Incognito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since right about the time that man began procreating, he has been on the outs with women.  The message just never seemed to be delivered.  Through mating a &#8220;plethora&#8221; of National Geographic articles with an Excel spreadsheet, I believe I &#8230; <a href="http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/01/30/women-want-abridged-version-in-chart-form/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Things That (Still) Force Me To Change My Shorts</title>
		<link>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/01/25/still-force-change-shorts/</link>
		<comments>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/01/25/still-force-change-shorts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Curt Incognito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It doesn&#8217;t matter who you are, where you were born, or how your experiences differ from one another.  Unequivocally, we all have at least one memory from childhood that is burned into our memories, which instantly can bring some level &#8230; <a href="http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/01/25/still-force-change-shorts/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Save the Gingers: A Call To Arms</title>
		<link>http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/01/14/save-gingers-call-arms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Curt Incognito</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read a disturbing article recently that said redheads could very likely be extinct within the next 100 years.  Extinct.  Gone.  Wiped off the face of the earth, never to return.  Like silent movies, or my current apartment&#8217;s damage deposit. &#8230; <a href="http://midlifemakeunder.com/2012/01/14/save-gingers-call-arms/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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